I wish someone would write a book
about the goofy traditions certain churches have that just defy
explanation. I read once about a
Lutheran church in Minnesota that was furious with their new pastor because he
didn’t touch the radiator (space heater) before he served communion. He told them he had never
heard of that as part of the Communion liturgy.
He even spoke to some of his seminary professors, none of whom had ever heard of such a thing. One even told him he might have stumbled onto some strange Scandinavian sect (The Church of the Holy Radiator?). In desperation, the young man decided to call his predecessor, who was
enjoying his retirement. When the old
man heard the story, he laughed uncontrollably.
When he finally regained composure, he said, “It gets cold in Minnesota,
and on those cold days, I was afraid I would shock the first person who came to
receive communion. So before I called them forward, I would touch the radiator
to discharge any static. I had no idea
they would turn that into a tradition.”
Closer to home, there are churches that believe it’s
wrong to use musical instruments in church, because they aren’t mentioned in
the New Testament. Now, these are my brothers and sisters in Christ, and I love them...in fact, I look forward to seeing them in Heaven someday, and especially look forward to seeing their expressions of surprise when they see me there! But I must confess: It seems silly to me
to base a doctrine on what’s NOT mentioned in Scripture. Many things
aren’t mentioned in the New Testament, including pants; I doubt we want to follow that logic. At any rate, years ago in another town, I used to lead a worship service at a nursing
home on Tuesday afternoons. The director
of the nursing home was a member of one of these churches. Still, she would come
out every Tuesday and help me lead the singing (believe me, I needed the help).
Since we had a pianist accompanying us, I figured maybe she was more
open-minded than her fellow church members.
So when Christmas was approaching, I invited her to sing in our
community choir. She had a lovely voice,
and we were going to have people from every church in town except hers, so why
not? She said, “We don’t believe in
singing in church with instruments.” I
was baffled. It was okay to sing about
Jesus with a piano in a nursing home, but that same situation inside a church
building was sin? Huh?
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